Songs With Girls Names

June 9, 2018 –

There are a lot of music that have girls names as titles. 4 that I can think  of. Angie from Rolling Stones,Babe from Styx, Maggie May from Rod Stewart and Amanda from Boston. They are either love songs or brake up songs. Either way they are emotional. Angie I  think of a girl I had a crush. Babe is my grade 8 slow song. Maggie May no connection but feel how he could relate. Amanda is anyone with a crush. Guys write song about girls because that is what we do!!

What Red Light?

August 29, 2013 –

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Thanks Jerry

RJ and Aymi’s School Pictures 2012

December 3, 2012 –

Hello all,

I have added RJ and Aymi’s pictures.


Enjoy,

Steve

The Authority

October 18, 2012 –

Don’t mess with the Authority

 

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Road Rage

October 18, 2012 –

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The Ocean…really funny

October 17, 2012 –

Children Writing About the Ocean. The next time you take an

oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.

 

1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

(Kelly, age 6 )

2 ) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) – If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you

don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4) – Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She’s not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) – A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.

(Billy, age 8)

6) – My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman

and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) – When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to

cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would

whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been

better off  eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) – Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are

beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids

get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) – I’m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is

always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has

just got pregnant, so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) – Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels

can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I

think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age

7)

11) – When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it

makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) – Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers

can’t go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky,

age 8)

13) – On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she

was going very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water

fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) – The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t

drown I don’t know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) – My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the

ocean. What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married

my mom. (James, age 7)

 

If you didn’t smile at one of these, you need to find a better

sense of humor.

 

Thanks Doc